CorpseGrinderClock's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dhalsim Soundboard]

Ewww

I didn't realize his sound clips were so much worse than previous games.

They took out the racist indian stereotype and poured on some young American voice acting to an anime character stereotype instead.

Also is the sound quality inherently that bad or did you just export it at low quality to save filesize?

[Looops]

Not bad

While this sort of game has been done to death, this was a decent presentation and at least slightly different format for it. The music was at least not unbearable, though it could have been looped much more smoothly (I suspect that the slight delay is due to mp3 format instead of wav format, yes? Otherwise the slight delay could be cut out very easily) and I could have stood to have more than one option.

[The Army Simulator]

I get it

In the American armed forces it's very much like that only on any of those days there's a chance at bloodcurdling terror and death.

Oh and at the end you get redeployed.

Lare responds:

I've had a chat with american soldiers too and they agree.

[Honeymoon Secret]

A little heavy on the Muslim accessories, no?

This seemed like a generic escape game except you're trapped in a room with a bunch of google image-searched calligraphy and pictures of the kaaba and masjids. Despite being someone who believes in the teachings of Islam himself, I actually found this rather disconcerting.

[Super Buddy]

Very little appeal

First of all, if it's referencing or parodying something other than mario, I'm afraid it's rather lost on me.

Aside from that it's a generic mario ripoff with laggy controls and broken AS. When you run out of time, it doesn't respawn you, it basically just freezes up on a broken screen.

[Chicago Bears Supporter]

Actually quite funny.

Lovely combination of artistic detail, some decent voice acting, and some easy to enjoy humor, even if you're not really a football fan.

[Sweet Dreams Arabella]

Neat

A whimsical take on your basic defense game. Kind of felt like a "click as much as you can but it won't do any good" kind of game to be quite honest though.

[Sky Bouncing]

Devoid of appeal

Generic, poorly made platformer with no humor, art, or gameplay appeal. The music was quite poor and did not loop well. If it's submitted humorously then the irony is lost on me.

[Run Baby Run!]

Eh...

Like a less fun, less original Robot Unicorn.

Art was okay, song got tedious quickly.