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756 Movie Reviews

You can smell them vapors for forty miles, fifty downwind!

Well this is excellent

FoXcatO responds:

Thank you Mr. Grinder! Good to see you're still hanging out in these parts of the web.

Safe af

Recent Game Reviews

164 Game Reviews

A few nice puzzles. I found the second-to-last one to be the most interesting challenge. I always tend to think these things could have more to them, music etc. but it was entertaining enough.

I'm all about a little old-fashioned RPG. But this one is kind of a dog with fleas.

First off, okay, you're playing a high school kid navigating social interactions, trying to build up self esteem and yadda yadda. Not the premise I'd choose, but whatever.

But the graphics (what little there are to speak of) look like they're just blatantly taken from some other dungeon crawler. The items you equip are often not explained at all (Like what's the difference between a ragged notebook and a knockoff handheld? You kind of just have to guess.) and the story...well, I mean, other than kind of feeling generally sorry for the player character...

Seems like a lot of this could be resolved with a fresh lick of paint on the artwork (maybe some close-up portraits of the character or object you are currently interacting with?) maybe one or two sound effects, and either in-game descriptors of the objects/stats/whatever or even just put them in the author's comments.

*CRASH* *CRASH* ROAAAAAAAAAR

No no just keep sitting there and not escaping fine sure whatever

Recent Audio Reviews

21 Audio Reviews

Chunky goodness

KID YOU'RE GONNA BE BIG

I was singing along

"I know this guy named Howard
And he's bald
He's got a goatee
But not on his head"

Recent Art Reviews

26 Art Reviews

Richard Williams described proper art as being very like sculpture. This is kind of what I think he meant (and not in that it looks like stone) in that it has great depth and the shapes feel like you carved out detail. I don't know why but the face and the hair have this a lot more than the neck. And I feel bad criticizing that, because honestly it's better than what I make. It really is excellent. and the snakes are a very fun detail.

LukeValentineArt responds:

Thanks! Paint like a sculptor. It gets easier to do the more values and lighting studies you do.

Outstanding

There really isn't any aspect of this I don't like other than maybe that Powdered Toast Man is dead.

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