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Bestestness

yes

Fail

This has already been done, and better by far, by Zebu

PS: stealing .fla's makes God hate you

Hell. Yes.

This game has my full approval.

Only issue with it is you should draw your own .fla's or have someone else do art for your game. I'd love to do art for a game of yours if you'd like.

stormtrooperclock responds:

Sure i would love for you to do art. and also i was thinking why don't we start a collab (like a music video etc) i'm not just a programmer i also do animation. so if you if you want to make the collab just email me at supermegsssss@yahoo dot com

Vetis is what you call an idiot

I am quite familiar with level 1 teenage idiots with zero submissions coming on all angsty and acting like they could do better. Ask that kid what actionscript is and he won't have a clue.

Me, well, I prefer to make flash for humor at their expense.

That was nice

This was quite good. I like how you animated it to make it more interesting, tutorial flashes tend to be extremely boring. The music loop was nice, but you made the mistake of not including a stopallsounds script in the replay button, so you get a double loop on the music. Another solution to this would be to set the music to "start" instead of "event." Overall, a very good show however, earned my five.

Bleiz responds:

thanks, I forgot to do all that jazz, thanks though.

I hate dress up games

this was tolerable, however, because of the massive variety of objects and the entirely customizable face. I would have liked more body types, but I understand the difficulties of redrawing all the clothes for different characters in flash so I'll let that go. The scrolling script was good, though I am guessing you did it with the AS cameraframe in the bottom layer. All in all it was good for a dress-up game but it was still a dress up game. I voted four.

By the way my brother is a huge fan of yours

Damn dude

Well I was immediately displeased with the notice, thinking "why the fuck would it matter that he likes alien hominid? Is Tom just whoring out his shit again?"

Immediately upon playing this I understood. Good show, hard game, I like it a lot. Earned every one of these.

I liked it

All in all, this was pretty badass. I really dug the spacey feel once you got far enough away from the planet, and the ambient music really worked well with that. I liked the backgrounds a lot, they made this enjoyable. My only qualm is that it was too easy, I quit after my giraffe passed two million. I'd like to think that I have a higher attention span than that but sadly it is not the case. That aside, good show.

Fuck the guy below

This was a better game than half of the ones on NG, man everyone seems to think they have the huevos to diss on some of the best shit on NG, when most of them don't have a goddamn idea what goes into making flash.

This game was creative and cool. I enjoyed it, so it earns my five.

DanPaladin responds:

thank you corpsegrinderclock :) your empathy is appreciated as well!

Damn son

That was exceptionally badass. Good work! Definitely worth my fiven and my time.

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