CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Samus vs. Master Chief]

Meh, not bad

One thing I'd suggest doing is stop using huge thick lines everywhere. Also, have the feet bend from the ankles, not just from the knees. If you want to use lines I would suggest using lines that are colored similarly to the fills near them (though not exactly the same because then they'll disappear) and having them be very very thin. Also, use motion easing, it makes everything look a lot smoother.

It was interesting, however, somewhat enjoyable. I'll keep my eye out for the conclusion.

[Teen People Squad #1]

Best to just leave it to strong bad

I have a couple things I think I should point out as to why you revieved this poor rating from me

1. Strong Bad (more specifically the brothers Chaps) use thinner lines

2. Strong Bad has a better microphone

3. The Chaps brothers are better voice actors

Add on to that that it has already been extablished that he is capable in other forms of flash before making something deliberately low-quality and you should realize that you're going to have to try doing something different than what he does.

[All Your Base DX 2006]

Hehehe

Sorry but lol @ the reviewer below.

This may be enjoyable but "original" is not the term I'd use ;)

<3

Sonucais responds:

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[The Puppy Vs. TreeClock]

Oh my God

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ForkClock responds:

That is exactly what I wanted to happen :-) Thanks for the awesome review man. I must admit, this was probably the coolest contest Ive ever seen on the site. Hopefully you will come up with more. (maybe even like once a month)

[Bulletin: tree v puppy]

Swelligant

Great work, I think this will be a good argument for you being clockified early.

Okay the flood control on this shit is waaay out of hand.

smackhouse responds:

indubitably old boy.

[TreeClock pwns a puppy!]

Boo ya

Seriously one of the best ones, I dig that FBF work

LotusClock responds:

Thanks a lot, Corpsegrinder. Your contest was a big success. I'll participate to more of them as they come, you can count on it.

Liked that little CorpsegrinderClock doing his job at the end of the movie? ^-^

[Hi, I'm TreeClock]

Secks

that fingerd me hard in the funneh

[CC - Puppy Love]

Yep

That was nice. But what will you do now that your life's work is complete?

Gregosan responds:

Beat kittens?

[A Clock Valentine]

****stalkerget****

I'm just a hurtful motherfucker

gimme my card nigga

[Strawberry Valentine]

Wow, an honest 10 in interactivity

How is it that you just shit gold?

I'm glad I'm finally in one of your movies though, haha

StrangeClock responds:

This is true: I was going to put you in (with a bow on the corpse's head), but decided against it after I put in Insomnia, plus I can make only so many jokes about you and gay sex before we legally have to get married.

Then after I finished it I was going to put CuntmelonClock in as an easter egg extra for the "Random" choice, but I figured then I'd have to adjust my age ratings for the movie to include nudity. Of course I could've gotten away with keeping it 'all ages', so it was more laziness that I didn't do it. :(