CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CC-Tripulacion Reloj Ep.1]

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HOWEVER THERE IS FLOOD CONTROL ON THIS REVIEW OH GOD WHAT WILL I DO I SUPPOSE I WILL HAVE TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE THERE IS FLOOD CONTROL THAT DARE ATTEMPT TO IMPEDE MY REVIEWING ONSLAUGHT OH GOD IT'S STILL ON I AM GOING TO HAVE TO URINATE UPON THE NEWGROUNDS VIEWERS HEY GUESS WHAT?

Jew jokes.

[Akuma's Return]

So lemme get this straight...

Akuma (which means "demon" in japanese) sells his soul to a demon....right, whatever. Anyway, so he comes to challenge Ryu and Ken (both of which he considers beneath his notice, useless former students of his brother) and he fights them with newfound power, though he never uses his shun goku satsu, his gou hadoken, or any of his moves that don't suck. After whooping ass on Chun Li (and the little soap opera bit with ken "oh Chun Li, I need you, I think I have a crush on you") and kicking Ken, Chun Li, and Ryu's asses all at the same time using basic moves, he somehow gets killed off by a single shinkuu hadouken. Oh, and you didn't actually draw any of the art except for the horrible hadokens. Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid this fails.

[CC - Nofantasy Mistake #2]

Never mess with Grey's chicken

Sexy movie, it actually made me chuckle a bit. Worth my fifen for sure.

NoFantasyClock responds:

AmAFakIngGawd

u r 2 hawt 2 b tru <3

[The Revelation of a Clock]

That was nice.

It's been a while since I've seen avacado used in a movie. Also, the clocks seem to be missing hands.

BTW hello I am corpsegrinder though on Clocktopia .com I am listed as Cuntmelon. I voted five, and I look forward to seeing more movies from you

[[CC] - Where's the love?!]

Fail

Grossly innaccurate, biased, and worst of all it wasn't funny. If you had made a decent joke the whole time I could have forgiven the fact that it contained douchebaggery and lies, but this had about the funny rating of baige paint.

MilkshakeClock responds:

I'm hurt by those words.

But i can never stop loving you <3

[Bit meets Fireflower]

Damn

I give this a 10 in the "tru dat" category

[CC- When Bit Attacks]

Shut the fuck up, milkshake

Boulder = winnage. Jew jokes okay mothercunter.

Besides, I was in this. <3

[Gimme that thing {CC}]

Cool

Classic. I love it.

Ivanovitch responds:

Great! Glad you love it.