CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sliver]

Very hot

That was cool and entertaining. I wouldn't be surprised if this got front page. Very nice.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I hope this doesnt get frontpage, tbh.
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[Cheap Secrets]

Not bad

The animation itself was quite good for the most part. As for the humor I got a couple chuckles, but I'm sorry to say a lot of this seemed to be simply to promote the website and talk about it. I voted five anyways because I appreciate the work that was put into it.

["Tell The Truth"]

Disappointing

I thought the use of text was interesting, the changing perspective was a decent concept, but it didn't really make up for the fact that it was irritating, preachy, and the little real cartooning that was done in it was unimpressive.

Laiderdaiv responds:

I don't believe it was intended to "make up" for the song. More so, an interesting use of subtitles to better hear its message. I understand everyone'sn't always in the mood for this type of lyrical content. I believe it to be important in tingling your spidey senses to get educated on what's really going on in the United States administration outside the television and newspaper reporting.

"BAH BAH," BLACK SHEEP. "Have you any wool?"
"YES SIR!!" "YES SIR, three bags full!"

[The City Rules]

Sorry

I'm afraid I couldn't score this highly. The graphics were impressive in the effort which appeared to be put into a lot of the frame by frame but they were still severely undeveloped. The style was the same trite random stick battle. The music was unpleasant and the sound effects are ones I've heard countless times in other animations. The violence I gave a six because while there was plenty of it it was not imaginative or well portrayed. I gave it a two for interactivity for the minimal actionscript implemented in the on(release){gotoandplay();} for the dialogue buttons. Humor is self explanatory, I didn't find it funny.

It's noteworthy that you have the patience to go through and do all that frame by frame work, it can be a lot of work. Keep up practicing with animations like this and then move up to something with more substance, but remember you don't need to submit all of your practice works.

Drag0nSnak3 responds:

Well, this wasn't actually just a practice, this thing was just too see if people would like it. This may turn into a series, if i would make it longer and with better graphics.

[Christmas for one, please]

Brilliant

Beautifully done. Your backgrounds were spectacular, the overall production was incredibly clean and smooth, and it even had some good tongue-in-cheek humor. I was surprised at how happy that damn movie made me.

And I'm sorry our communication wasn't better about that campfire smoke. I would have been glad to get that to you.

Eternal-Panda responds:

I tried to make a serious movie, but I don't think I am mentally able to totally exclude humor, heh.

And don't worry about it, I just took the fire animation and gave it a grey tint, worked great.

Merry Christmas

[The Clockmas Negro]

OH MY GOD A DILDO HOW THOUGHTFUL

This flash was worthy. Very nice.

StalinClock responds:

Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)

Hold on to what you try to be
Your individuality
When the world is on your shoulders
Just smile and let it go
If people try to put you down
just walk on by don't turn around
You only have to answer to yourself
Don't you know its true what they say
That life it ain't easy
But your time's coming around
So don't you stop trying

Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)
Dream of falling in love
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)

Try not to worry about a thing
Enjoy the good times life can bring
Keep good all the solitude
Got to let the feeling show
Imagination is the key
Because you are your own destiny
Never should be lonely when time is on your side
Don't you know its true what they say
Things are sent to try you
But your times coming around
(So don't stop trying)

Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)
Dream of falling in love
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)

Don't you know its true what they say
Things happen for a reason
But you times coming around
So don'i you stop tryin'
Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)
Dream of falling in love
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)
Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)
Dream of falling in love
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)
Don't stop, never give up
Hold your head high and reach the top
Let the world see what you have got
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)
Dream of falling in love
Anything you've been thinking of
When the world seems to get too tough
Bring it all back to you
(Bring it all back now)

[An OrangeClockWork *redux]

Brilliant

Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Well played you great purple tit.

[Cold Refreshing Pepsi]

I thought you loved my ceramic cats maybe I should

I love this movie!!! This is a high kwalitee macromedia flash animation motion picture movie produckshun!!! I am proud to share a species with its creator!!! I fail to successfully convey my enthusiasm with emphasis provided by excessive punctuation SO I SHALL CAPITALIZE AS WELL TO MAKE UP FOR THIS INEFFICIENCY IN THE LANGUAGE TO EXPRESS MY JOY AT HAVING VIEWED THIS I HOPE THAT YOU KNOW GOD LOOKS DOWN ON YOU AND SMILES AT YOUR EXISTENCE!!! THANK YOU!!! HAVE I TOADIED ENOUGH YET???

BROKE ASSHO'ES

BinaryClock responds:

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KTHNX4TEHASDFKBAI.

[SlurpeeClock is a Bully]

DAMN YOU SLURPEE

I NEEDED THOSE NUTRIENTS!

joeneato responds:

oh I'll give u sum nutrients baby ;) ;)

[Hertog Jan X]

Hey look!

What's that? Up in the sky!

It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's a review that isn't gay enough to curdle milk!

You're welcome good sir. You're very welcome.