CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[GG- Lunch]

Wow

You're really so desperate that you're bringing this crappy ripoff crew back from the dead?

I suppose I have to actually critique the movie as well and not just the pathetic motivation behind its creation. The initial opening sequence is stolen and wasn't that good to begin with. The jellos were poorly drawn and the line-traced guns were unimpressive and also stolen. The bullet was poorly drawn. The audio was stolen and it was a poor substitute for the original animation that went with it. The background texture was ugly and the animation wasn't very good. On a high note the play button worked. There you go credit where credit is due.

LollerCupcake responds:

haha wow

Way to tear this flash to pieces.

Unfortunately, I don't care.

Gimme some friez, boi!

[H@ppy v@lent1n€!!]

WHEN A FRUIIT CLOOOOCK LOVES A VEEEEEEGGIE

The amount I love this song is dwarfed only by how much I love Strawberry Clock.

Brilliant and fived sir

[Baby Factory]

Hot

Funny, imaginative, fucked up. The gooey center of quality newgrounds flash. Tally ho!

[Guide to being review mod]

Ghahaha the irony

Review crew pick go figure.

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I HAEV RED ADN UDNRESNDAED TEH REWLS 4 REVYEWENG AWN NEUGRAWNDS DAWT CUM

Sir-CannabisClock responds:

me and my friend were just speaking of the irony in that XD

THX U MR CORPSEH I LUV U

[LL- We Are Legion.]

Lacked any value whatsoever

It's difficult to review this in a way that won't be deleted.

It lacked content and not in a way that was funny, it appeared just to be an attempt to be edgy, which seems to be the locks' M.O. nowadays "the edgy clock crew."

It's like the clock crew is oldskool rock and the lock legion is edgy alternative rock. Go be nonconformist with all the other nonconformists.

GermanSoldierLock responds:

good analogy. i was bored, i COULD touch up on this, maybe add a play button, make it look more professional.

[The Truth Is]

Well okay then

That was vaguely funny. I think if I commented further I'd merely be telling you stuff you already know, so I'll leave it at that.

[Meat Grinder]

What the shit

Didn't you release another movie yesterday? I am just amazed at how much work you put into this. I wish I had your diligence on the matter.

Anyway the movie was excellent, nicely animated, flowed well, the only negative thing that stuck out in my mind was the clash in mixed styles between the brushed outlines and the gradient/no outline pieces, but even that is only a minor criticism. All in all, a sexy bit of flash.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

that crappy cartoon with the bugs I put out yesterday was a flash I'd started on 2 years ago and never finished due to lack of ideas and laziness.
So yesterday I spent like an hour and slapped the ending on as I knew there was nothing I could ever end it with that I'd be satisfied.

[Sliver]

Very hot

That was cool and entertaining. I wouldn't be surprised if this got front page. Very nice.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I hope this doesnt get frontpage, tbh.
:[

[Cheap Secrets]

Not bad

The animation itself was quite good for the most part. As for the humor I got a couple chuckles, but I'm sorry to say a lot of this seemed to be simply to promote the website and talk about it. I voted five anyways because I appreciate the work that was put into it.