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Hi there

Welcome :) I didn't realize that the week-long waiting period was still in effect, I'll see what we can do about changing that.

Nice first flash, did you draw that lantern?

CornDogClock responds:

Yes I did. Based it after a bit of Lantern's own Lantern, but added some of my own touches. Such as making the lantern glow.

My gimmick

is being murdered A-BLOO-BLOO-BLOO

I swear

My password is not "password"

I mean it

freals

Yes

My name is actually Pete too so this is completely fitting.

Also I am a white person wearing blackface.

It's uncanny.

Fall on your knees

Thank you for your tasteful retelling of this tragic clockmas tale

Heh

I was reading this prior to watching and was going "wow this is a big ass wall of text in formal tone."

...then I clicked play and oh yeah of course.

I considered writing a really long-winded review in response but I'm drained from being long winded in that damn abortion thread, so I guess you win.

Pop-Tart responds:

You know I love ya, brother

Fived

StrawberryClock commanded it subliminally so I did so

Neato burrito

I particularly liked how thdrkness was portrayed

Ridiculously good

The premise, the art, the execution of the jokes was all amazing.

My review is in the form of a relevant story

My grandmother was far nicer than most folks are on halloween, and for one halloween she decided to make homemade fudge for the kids that came trick-or-treating.

It didn't set up properly though (but would still be delicious) and so in order to give it to the kids she had to spoon it out in dollops onto bits of wax paper.

So she was handing this out, no problem, but then when one of them was leaving the door with his candy and passed another kid coming in, she heard him whisper "Don't go there Joe, she's handin' out dookie!"

Relevant story, helpful review. "I have read and understood the guidelines for posting reviews to Newgrounds."

OctopusClock responds:

what a nice woman

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