CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Frank Clock: The Movie]

This was a fine movie full of magical insights

That defined swelligant

Sorry you got skunked in the tourney

[Peggey Commercial]

Peggeyriffic

This movie compels me to bouts of cc purging capitalist indulgence the likes of which I have never experienced before. Your marketing department is made of genius deep fried in wonderful. I endorse this product wholeheartedly, satisfaction guaranteed.

[Matman 1: The Beginning]

I voted five because ffffffff

I'd say you're not alone in this world but you shouldn't put too much stock in that as I'm just a figment of your imagination.

[No canine eye contact]

hahaha holy crap

I laughed and I think I peed myself a tiny bit but it's okay I'm wearing dark underwear

Eternal-Panda responds:

*insert small penis joke here*

[Out of Love for the Child]

ffffffffffffff

thumping bibles and children is a beloved American pasttime, much like collaborating with german occupation is for the dutch.

[Zipstyke goes for a walk]

YES

Goddamn it this is the kind of flash I want to see more often

[Son of Carrot]

Carrot's balls don't have hair Carrot's balls don'

This movie had me walking on sunshine

55555

[AlligatorClock and DrPhil]

THATFUCKER

He told me I needed to stop sodomizing my children while shooting heroin into my penis and listening to neil diamond.

Though I will admit I have stopped the neil diamond and it has changed my life.

[big fat cock]

DIS IS A GUD MEWVIE

I sure enjoyed that a lot mister beef

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

EIM SUR YE DID SONNY