I object to this!
Your animation is as poor as your logic! Why, the heavily mustachioed StrawberryClock featured in my Clock Classic movies was quite the bees knees in his time! I daresay it was keen, and your insinuation to the contrary is slander and calumny, poorly illustrated and just as poorly articulated.
However, I respect and admire your courtesy in asking me to have a B day. I shall, in fact, have such a day, so have a B day yourself sir.