CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[CorpseGrinder's Dream]

Wow

A prolific accomplishment of surpassing awesomeness. I'm simultaneously honored and humbled.

ZombieLincoln responds:

Everything I've done I've done for you. I MOVE THE STARS FOR NO ONE.

[GG- Lunch]

Wow

You're really so desperate that you're bringing this crappy ripoff crew back from the dead?

I suppose I have to actually critique the movie as well and not just the pathetic motivation behind its creation. The initial opening sequence is stolen and wasn't that good to begin with. The jellos were poorly drawn and the line-traced guns were unimpressive and also stolen. The bullet was poorly drawn. The audio was stolen and it was a poor substitute for the original animation that went with it. The background texture was ugly and the animation wasn't very good. On a high note the play button worked. There you go credit where credit is due.

LollerCupcake responds:

haha wow

Way to tear this flash to pieces.

Unfortunately, I don't care.

Gimme some friez, boi!

[Guide to being review mod]

Ghahaha the irony

Review crew pick go figure.

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Sir-CannabisClock responds:

me and my friend were just speaking of the irony in that XD

THX U MR CORPSEH I LUV U

[LL- We Are Legion.]

Lacked any value whatsoever

It's difficult to review this in a way that won't be deleted.

It lacked content and not in a way that was funny, it appeared just to be an attempt to be edgy, which seems to be the locks' M.O. nowadays "the edgy clock crew."

It's like the clock crew is oldskool rock and the lock legion is edgy alternative rock. Go be nonconformist with all the other nonconformists.

GermanSoldierLock responds:

good analogy. i was bored, i COULD touch up on this, maybe add a play button, make it look more professional.

[Meat Grinder]

What the shit

Didn't you release another movie yesterday? I am just amazed at how much work you put into this. I wish I had your diligence on the matter.

Anyway the movie was excellent, nicely animated, flowed well, the only negative thing that stuck out in my mind was the clash in mixed styles between the brushed outlines and the gradient/no outline pieces, but even that is only a minor criticism. All in all, a sexy bit of flash.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

that crappy cartoon with the bugs I put out yesterday was a flash I'd started on 2 years ago and never finished due to lack of ideas and laziness.
So yesterday I spent like an hour and slapped the ending on as I knew there was nothing I could ever end it with that I'd be satisfied.

[Sliver]

Very hot

That was cool and entertaining. I wouldn't be surprised if this got front page. Very nice.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

I hope this doesnt get frontpage, tbh.
:[

["Tell The Truth"]

Disappointing

I thought the use of text was interesting, the changing perspective was a decent concept, but it didn't really make up for the fact that it was irritating, preachy, and the little real cartooning that was done in it was unimpressive.

Laiderdaiv responds:

I don't believe it was intended to "make up" for the song. More so, an interesting use of subtitles to better hear its message. I understand everyone'sn't always in the mood for this type of lyrical content. I believe it to be important in tingling your spidey senses to get educated on what's really going on in the United States administration outside the television and newspaper reporting.

"BAH BAH," BLACK SHEEP. "Have you any wool?"
"YES SIR!!" "YES SIR, three bags full!"

[The City Rules]

Sorry

I'm afraid I couldn't score this highly. The graphics were impressive in the effort which appeared to be put into a lot of the frame by frame but they were still severely undeveloped. The style was the same trite random stick battle. The music was unpleasant and the sound effects are ones I've heard countless times in other animations. The violence I gave a six because while there was plenty of it it was not imaginative or well portrayed. I gave it a two for interactivity for the minimal actionscript implemented in the on(release){gotoandplay();} for the dialogue buttons. Humor is self explanatory, I didn't find it funny.

It's noteworthy that you have the patience to go through and do all that frame by frame work, it can be a lot of work. Keep up practicing with animations like this and then move up to something with more substance, but remember you don't need to submit all of your practice works.

Drag0nSnak3 responds:

Well, this wasn't actually just a practice, this thing was just too see if people would like it. This may turn into a series, if i would make it longer and with better graphics.