CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Ugh this is terrible]

I CAME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN

What a swell movie, geez. I'ma go watch it again 'scuse me

KombuchananClock responds:

All I ever wanted was your praise. Now I may die happy.

[Day of Clock,Day of Clock]

Or or or

Pay no mind to the naysayers.

Their complaints are just a cry for hilf.

PropagandaClock responds:

He walks with a cross, it rains
He walks with a cross, engulfed in fire.
He walks with the cross, step weighted down, flesh burning
And the rain,
The rain just wont give solace

He cries "Hilf mir, Das Feuer liebt mich nicht..."

[An_Movie]

ECKSELENT

An epic from which newgrounds shall never recover, perpetually disappointed by the movies which shall come after.

SirCannabisClock responds:

godspeed, corpsegrinderclock.

[Janurary Twentieth 2010]

AMAZIGN

A fine motion picture in every regarde, the qualitie of whiche is undeniable!

LotusClock responds:

You are a fellow with undeniable taste.

[Janurary Fourteenth 2010]

WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SIN

I liked this. Good movie. Thanks for the cameo.

LotusClock responds:

A death machine containing rotten meat always deserves a cameo in every movie. Happy you could make it. ;)

[Englishface And Arsebum ]]

Damn

This is going to be hard to choose. Both of these were intensely satisfying.

EnglishClock responds:

(cock joke)

[OTB - Love Blitzkrieg]

Brilliant

One of the best flashes in a month full of good 'uns

RadioTubeClock responds:

Awesome <3

[Welcome 2 Tijuana]

I DO GET IT

The only helpful thing I can tell you in this super helpful review is that the joke is gettable and not to pay attention to those who do not get the joke, for I submit that they are too lazy to get the jokes in their own country and thus come over here to get the jokes of hard working americans.

GoldenSaucer responds:

I couldn't agree more!

[Pas de Jeff]

Tres bon

When I saw that carefully drawn ballet dong spinning in bombastic sync with the music, I knew what I had to vote.

ClockRadio responds:

I am so proud of that dong. {{{}}}

[Hamburger Helper]

YEAH PATRIOT

It is so too bad that Strawberry isn't here to get you in shape, you fat fattie! You should change your name to Fatriot Clock

Oh but the movie was excellent and I voted five and reviewed it with a helpful review though so it's cool.

PatriotClock responds:

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