CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[RM4: Against All Clocks]

WOW

What a masterpiece! So eloquent, so beautiful, so deeply touching! I was astounded that such genious could be contained within one flash cartoon. I laughed, I cried, I vomited in my mouth a little, and still I watched. This will be on the front page in no time, I am sure. I mean, what the hell do 'Lord of the Clocks' or 'The Void' have on this, animation wise? NOTHING I SAY! Bravo, sir, bravo. Please allow me to grovel before the majesty of your 5up32 1337 f145# 5ki11z, for there is nothing that would give my life more meaning than to behold the dust upon the feet of the artisan who constructed this magnum opus.

Please let me bear your children, sir.

PieMcPie responds:

lol, i know your a clock, but i feel honored

[Middle of July]

Nice

This deserved its fifen

MilkshakeClock responds:

Of course it deserves it ;)

[No Surprises (CC)]

Nice

Good job mate. And you're welcome.

Wait, what did I do?

FifenClock responds:

u teach me masking with one sentence dont you remember?

see? it worked =D

[Clockspionage]

Damn!

This owns mightily! I gave you a ten for interactivity because....because I clicked to shoot the guys anyway, I don't give a fuck! But this definitely deserved the five, I loved the Sin City and Goldeneye references as well.

By the way, I don't see you around clockcrew.net, do you have an account there?

koolkiwi responds:

I DO NOW! koolkiwiclock!

[CC - Story Time]

lol

"Nut Bustin' Good!" -The New York Times
"1337 as a motherfucker!" -Reader's Digest
"That's a kickass preloader" -CorpseGrinderClock
"That was so funny...oh fuck, how'd it go?" -Ashton Kutcher
"Got Anthrax?" -Al Qaeda
"Every FUCKING time Wade finds a picture of a bug he HAS to send it to me, God damn it!' -Tom Fulp

ThornBerryBlock responds:

Yay! I get funny quotes! :)

[LL - Screen Episode 1]

Truly excellent

I enjoyed this immensely. I am eagerly looking forward to the sequel. :fifen:

LAVAGASM responds:

I'm glad you enjoyed it, I'll bring the sequal out ASAP. Thanks for the review.

[Cool Things 101]

lol

The Glock Group. I should have known, hahahah.

PH332 PINEAPPLE CLOCK!!!!

ArseOnToast responds:

j kbl

[Clockday - The End]

lol cosby'd

It is more than fucked up that you were banned for that stupid shit. This is good flash, I hope to have you back soon

Send me your .fla, I am necromarxist@gmail

SwitchBladeClock responds:

Ya, triangle is going on a ban happy spree today :/

[Beatles "All Your Base"]

Could have been better

You started off great, just enough to show me the potential this had, but then it was disappointing at the end.

Beatledude64 responds:

I feel you're partially right. I would have continued to use albums, but the Beatles didn't create enough albums (thanx alot Beatles. JK). I had to start using the Yellow Submarine shots, which wern't as cool.

[We need Ideas..]

Yes!

Of course! So simple...if we want people to like us and stop giving mean reviews and blamming, we need to stop using things like "style" and "jokes" and make it about pizza and hentai!

WebcamLock responds:

Sure