CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Super Hero Clock Ep1 p1]

I guess you figured you'd promote this on clock day because it...has a clock...in it? Siiiiigh

Makes sense, at how ruthlessly over-promoted this is, from the huge long unskippable ad at the beginning to the wall of social network buttons.

It manages to be a lot like Avatar: staggering production effort, but not a single moment goes by without a cringeworthy anime cliche or painfully contrived dialogue. You can practically hear the voice actor gagging back bile saying "googled it on the internet" and "epic".

And then, watching it all the way to the end...it goes "to be continued" before ANYTHING of interest even happens. It's just a boring mess of generic "Drawing Anime Faces (And So Can You!)" art.

On a day of intentionally, comically bad submissions, this manages to ascend to a whole different height of unwatchability. All the Tricky Clown penises shrivel to shame before its awfulness, and the seizure-screamers are silenced before how bad the dialogue is.

And that is why I am voting 5. Good job! You've outdone us all at our own game, magnificent!

[greatest mario fanfic p1]

Required reading for future classes on 21st century classical literature

[Came Back HauNted]

I SAW A THING AAAAAAAAAGHHHHRHHHHHGHGHHHH

(obviously yelling from excitement and satisfaction)

AnkhClock responds:

Also the epilepsy.

[what's clock day?]

This is accurate

[clockday n shit]

Fantastic. I'm baffled at how excellent this is.

[My Empty Clock]

Cower in ph33r before his mighty framerate

[Eulogy for: Rob]

Wait what this is STILL under judgment?

[Cokes Covered in Shit 4]

my pube sense is tingling

RadishClock responds:

my sense tingle is pubing

[FB2: The Naked Forever]

What a fabulous rainbow butt with some dancing attached

biblo responds:

You saw the real movie

[Crispy Beef Pt. 2]

I let out a girlish squeal of eager anticipation when I read the title