CorpseGrinderClock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[b fast b furious]

Yes

This is what clock movies should be like. Ridiculous, hilarious, and all that shit.

Make another movie right now.

[Fred the Notable Monkey]

So true

there are thousands of members of the clock crew who feel exactly the same way as you do.

JKR responds:

And you guys are 10 times bigger than Fred the Monkey and the gang. I really don't see how they could deny you an article. Sigh. Anyway, thanks for the review, and I'm glad you liked the cartoon.

[Hell Bent for Leather CC]

Hell + Yes

Incredible, I can't believe I saw this before. Wonderful work.

[LL-The WTF? Collab]

Nice

I thought this was fairly good. I voted four. Now that that's over, I have a couple things to point out:

First of all, for the beginning sequence to "Dare" you should have made them into symbols and used motion tweens instead of shape tweens, because it caused your letter to do bizarre things. I made the same mistake on my second movie

Cake Lock, you should really draw your own characters instead of just using other people's .fla's, as far as I can tell you didn't really credit TrashLock, LeekLock, or WaterLock anywhere. Also, the perspective on the falling building was horrible, totally skewed. The trace-bitmapped TV isn't great either.

Mobile Phone, you are just as guilty. Stop stealing .fla's without crediting.

Barbarian, you made the water sound too loud and it was impossible to hear what they were saying. Next time either make it quieter or use subtitles.

Axe...gradient rape.

Gradient. Rape.

Wait, why did I vote four? Ah man. Well, consider it my birthday present to the lot of you.

Galloglasses responds:

Errrr, thx, i guess. I did put subtitles in my bit. and i will tell the others to draw their on characters from now on. Thx for watching and reveiwing! =D

[Fork 'n' Bobby: Ep2]

Ha ha and also haha

Fifen'd because the gay love spawn of myself and elements got a cameo

ShitlordCentral responds:

Two-in-one, ding-a-ling-a-ling!

[GTLMTM 1]

Poor blackmagic

Two reviews by low level idiots without flash who fail to understand the movie.

This is the third or fourth time I've watched this just so you know. I also took a detour to watch 'The StrawberryClock Doll' again. You have a surprising knack for entertaining me, and really, is there a more noble cause? I submit that there is not!

[BBQbeefburgerstrikesagain]

Yes

Have you noticed that you haven't recieved a single abusive review? That's a clock first!

Bbqbeefburgerman responds:

Yeah i did Average overall rating: 8.75/10.00.

Then again there IS 8 reviews.

[LL - Lock Legion Shorts]

I got strange satisfaction from this

I for one am capable of appreciating racist humor, however the fact remains that it's no wonder Water got the impression that you all were racist seeing as you recycle the same nazi fad over and over and constantly say 'G0OK.' However, on to the other points of the movie. You're a decent enough artist that you should stop using other people's .fla's and draw your own characters. The joke about leeklock AKA communistclock AKA etc etc etc was hilarious, true, and considering that it's in a lock movie, extremely ironic.

I think I mean to give this a three or a four but my fifen reflex got the better of me it seems, so happy birthday or christmas or whatever

MasterLock responds:

I don't use other people's flas. I drew everything in this movie myself.

[On The Moon (episode 6)]

Very nice.

There are some artists who are overrated, and there are some artists that are underrated. But for the most part everyone seems to agree that your random humor and slick flash style are quite enjoyable.

And thus, I ponder if he reads reviews at all...

[SBC Loves Ass Sex]

Truth

He does indeed.