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GREAT SHOT kid that was one in a million!

Five! Five votes, ha ha ha!

WOAH SON

I'm sure glad that wasn't blood, I'd have been motherfucking offended.

In all serious though that was swell and you should make more movies.

joeneato responds:

I'm glad you liked my flash movie, CorpseGrinderClock! =)

Clock Band III: The Search for Spock

Great job bud. Here's hoping for front page!

Alright you got me

Nicely animated. Also, the gate changed from a solid gate with a round top to a frame gate in the part where it fell apart when he touched it.

I'm not sure whether I should be offended by this...so I won't be!

GotRedOnYou responds:

yeah i spotted that, but as its not real time, who is to say it was that gate he went through.

The best of the lot

By far my favorite installment.

AND AH WAWNTCHA TA KNOOOW

I voted five for great justice.

Nice.

I enjoyed this. I'm giving it a five because I want to encourage you to keep up with animating whole humans, this was done smoothly and the character had very nice natural movement. And I'm not ashamed to admit that knowing who Tom Waits is earned points with me ;)

Oh yes

Sitting here in my pajamas I wrote this review. There was a mystery on the TV and an unfinished flash sitting open. I had a cup of tea too. It was Good Earth's sweet and spicy tea. That's a very enjoyable tea, surprisingly so, and it smells amazing. I've been cleaning my garage, it hasn't been cleaned properly in over a decade and I've been finding some crazy stuff in there. I found an empty can of diet Pepsi Crystal. Does anyone remember Pepsi Crystal? It was a weird flavor and it was clear. We drank that stuff was back in '92. I also have been doing some more gardening lately, got a couple dogwood trees that will be real pretty if we get them in a nice sunny spot. The Japanese maples like partial shade. I planted a bunch of tulips too but I think gophers tend to eat the bulbs so I kind of end up replanting them each year. But there's plenty more to do in the gardening department after cutting down all those scrawny oak trees in the back. Lots of stuff to do, laundry especially. I'm hoping I find my wallet in a pair of pants. I also hope my toe doesn't get infected, the step thing to open the trash can broke and so the metal part was just sticking out and the other day it just gashed my toe something merciless, and I'll be damned if we weren't completely out of band-aids. It's not something you really think about often but you just don't use band-aids as much when you're older as you did when you were a little kid. It was a good thing I got another box because I got a nasty blemish on my cheek that was unpleasant. It looked like I got punched or something, but after putting a band-aid and some neosporin on it it looks a lot better than it did. I don't get acne as bad as I did when I was a teenager but it never completely went away. It probably has to do with my fat and sugar intake, I try to eat healthier but that always involves me preparing something and a lot of times I just can't be arsed. I'd probably have more energy if I ate better, and then I'd probably be more inclined to cook stuff, but as it is I'm not. Ain't that ironic? Nah probably not actually ironic that's probably just frustrating in a somewhat funny way. I dunno what to call it. Anyway nice movie I like your use of colors and lighting pretty funny.

Floppy disk's not my lover he's just a clock

Did you ever see moonwalker where they had that part where the music stopped and they all just started howling randomly and making noises? What the hell was that supposed to be that was weird man.

Worse Every Day

Howard Wulkan Howard Wulkan
B-A-L-D

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Scummbert Clockenheimer @CorpseGrinderClock

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Joined on 5/22/05

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