Recent Movie Reviews


CLOCK DAY 2015 CLOCK DAY 2015

Rated 5 / 5 stars

They should have sent a poet


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chris-the-stick2 responds:

...but instead, they've sent a swordsman!

me!

what can i say?

thanks man, you are awesome.


kewl 4 teh summre kewl 4 teh summre

Rated 5 / 5 stars

How many movies have you made about not making movies


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Pop-Tart responds:

Just like 3.

Out of 300... that's not bad.


The Brevity of Wit The Brevity of Wit

Rated 5 / 5 stars

SPECIAL THANKS CORPSEGRINDER CLOCK FOR CITREUS HUMOR


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Recent Game Reviews


Theropods Theropods

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

*CRASH* *CRASH* ROAAAAAAAAAR

No no just keep sitting there and not escaping fine sure whatever


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Witch Hunt Witch Hunt

Rated 2 / 5 stars

was the fanservice really necessary :\



Abandoned Abandoned

Rated 4 / 5 stars

I almost quit right then and there seeing the word "unobtanium". Come on.

Other than that, it was a very nice puzzle game, the kind which had a minimum of things where you miss them because it's unclear that you can interact with them. The scene transitions were a little choppy, but I can't fault that too much considering most games along this vein don't even bother with them. The end was less cliffhanger and more "oh, that's it?". The art and the secrets-hunting was nice (coulda had achievements for that, you know) and I think the game could have done with several more optional interactions. The art was nice, and the symbols on this, that, and what-have-you got me using my calligraphy pen for the first time in ages...the mystery of it all, however, didn't really have me involved story-wise aside from "how do I get out of here" (I do suppose that IS the title).


Recent Audio Reviews


I'm Going to Kill You I'm Going to Kill You

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Almost soul more than funk

Really needs the funky guitar, but hey what are ya gonna do it's NG. At least it has the bass.


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It's a man eater It's a man eater

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I like it.

Sounds good, in a fun sort of way, loops well. I think I'll use this in a flash.



The Emperor's New Tools The Emperor's New Tools

Rated 5 / 5 stars

swelligant

keep up der gutdwurk mein gut mann


Recent Art Reviews


SBC: Road Warrior SBC: Road Warrior

Rated 5 / 5 stars

why can't I vote 5 on thiiiiisss



Storytime with SBC Storytime with SBC

Rated 5 / 5 stars

All other paintings are shit compared to this

Dog shit


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Cthulhu fhtagn no more Cthulhu fhtagn no more

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Ohhhh noooo